Where Am I?

Okies.. It has been like a month here.. Sometimes I forget where I am, seeing people wearing tooooooo sexy.. Den my head go auto "wtf? kau mau kana rogol ka pakai gitu?" then reality sips in.. Oh I'm not in Malaysia pula.. Shit.. Even now during Rahmadan, saw some people whose suppose to fast, but their not.. I was like.."be kalo muis/jais nampak" ..then another smack head.. I'm NOT in Malayisa!! Haha such a funny thing to catch myself doing a homer.. Doh!
Life has been good.. But I think I'm driving a certain someone to the brinks of insanity.. Maybe too much talking to the wall is making me go GaGa.. During Singapore National Day went to Melaka.. Yes! to the famous Jonker Street.. Was kinda blurry there, with mood swings and all..(*period*) but Melaka was fun..The Cendol is yummmylicious.. Tapun di pusat sa..
Tomorrow another trip to BKK, this time its all boys trip.. Yup! I'm one of the boys.. Hope to visit lots of places this time.. I love taking photos, I'm not great at it but I do soo love cameras and photos.. Ah..Its 4 plus sudah, need to get ready for Uke class.. "Why do you build me up, Buttercup baby..."

Bye Bye From Merlions

Makala Oi

Hippo just bought me a Ukulele.. Makala Soprano.. What a cool little baby.. Haven't named him yet..Yes I think it's a HIM.. Why Uke? Well why not.. Thank you to my so-called Polynesian Hippo (he's half Hawaiian as he say la)


101 reason to play a Uke (courtesy of Ukulele Movement) :

1. It is easy to learn.

2. It's small, cute, portable and fun!

3. It makes a happy sound.

4. It makes you and people around you happy.

5. It's a new hope for people who always wanted to learn how to play a stringed instrument but didn't.

6. It is an excellent way to learn about music and music theory.

7. It's smaller than a guitar so it's easier for kids as well as adults to play.

8. It's affordable.

9. It's small so that means you can collect more because it takes up less space!

10. People who play the uke are generally happier people.

11. There's no right or wrong way to play an ukulele, there's only your way.

12. You can play any kind of music on the uke...jazz, evergreens, pop, soul, Hawaiian...even experimental!

13. You can jam with your friends on the uke, no need to plug in, no need for bass or drums.

14. You can take it on your travels and play it by the beach or up on a mountaintop.

15. It's the third wave of the ukulele movement in the world, be a part of it!

16. It's a fantastic birthday present because it is so meaningful.

17. It is less intimidating than a guitar, people won't expect so much from you.

18. It makes a great conversational starter.

19. Some vintage ukes command a lot of money.

20. Ukes are very collectible, even if you are not looking at it as an investment.

21. It encourages friendliness - courtesy Liang Hwei

22. It comes from a beautiful Hawaiian heritage - Liang Hwei

23. You can play your uke if you are locked in a traffic jam (even in the driver's seat!!!) - Marcelo Mariozi

24. You can play it in the toilet!! Even the small one in shopping centres! (as long as you don't need 2 hands - guys need to be seated) - Marcelo Mariozi

24 reasons so far...help us get to 101!

My Motto

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes.
But the actions we take while in a rage, will haunt us forever.

Pause and ponder.
Think before you act.
Be patient.

Singapore 2010

Hey Hoy Lets go...Updates?! I'm in Singapore..Well more like I've moved here..See how it goes..if I can find a good job then its gonna be permanent..Arrived on 27th July 2010..I came alone..Nobody came and greet me but I'm good..This is part of the journey..To be alone at some country..Gotta get use to it..
Yesterday was fun..When to city hall via mrt headed to Funan Centre..My friend Mike So wanted the game Starcraft II..I saw in youtube the barisan was damn long..Crap! I told myself this is gonna be a long day ahead.. Of I went around 4PM, when I arrived the hype was gone..totally gone..Asked the gamers shop if the sell the game..Most didn't even bother to look up.."No Stock!" Luckily found a shop that was nice enough to tell me stock will arrived in 20 mins time..Pre-order the stuff, then took a late lunch..Haha of all the food around I settle on Plain Prata and a Teh Tarik..Which cost me $4..Ok lar..Hungry ba..Once I got the game, off I went look see look see around the area..Penisular Plaza-Rafles Mall..etc..I could have walk more, but the blister on my feet was killing me..That's why today is a rest day..Need to heal that sucker before I go go elo again..
Okies..time to search for jobs specs..ah did I tell you..I'm jobless in Singapore..NICE!! Ikat perut lar for awhile..Hope I can be a skinny bitch soon.. Cross Fingers >..<

Weekend Getaway

Month of May was a hectic month. Did't get enough rest and not enough "me time". So decide to go away for the weekends. Nothing fancy just a couple of hours to myself in somewhere somewhere. Found a nice cozy place to chill near Tuaran. It is call Borneo Kellybays. BREATH TAKING I tell you. Here's the website www.kellybays.com. Go Go Go..Siok Liau..

Happy Kaamatan 2010

Tadau Kaamatan passed by so fast..This year celebrate it with a big bang..Happiness written all over my face.. As we Kadazan would wish each other , "Kotobian Tadau Do Kaamatan" to you..Cheers

Nick Nack

Seriously ..it has turn into an addiction.. for the last 1 hour i ate 3 packs.. someone please help me..

Om Mani Padme Hum

Om - Generosity

Ma - Ethics

Ni - Patience

Pad - Diligence

Me - Renunciation

Hum - Wisdom

How To Be Happy

Things You'll Need : Yourself (*nothing-no one but yourself)

Nobody is responsible for your happiness but yours truly. You and you alone, yes other people may add or heighten the feeling, but it is you whom dictates it. I sometimes tell friends if you can't feel it , fake it. Fake it real good, that somehow your brain will believe it, and you will actually be happy. It maybe a lame way, but what ever it takes to get it, right?! As His Holliness Dalai Lama would say :-

" Happiness can be achieved through training the mind.

The fact that there is always a positive side to life is the one thing that gives me a lot of happiness. "

I have too much time on my hands.

I have too much time on my hands. If you have too much time too..bold stuff you've done..

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg glacier
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Bench pressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (cds)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows 95 in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
132a. Had them write back
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. …more than once?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone’s heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a TV game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than US states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
172. Had your picture in the newspaper
173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
176. Para-sailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment/house needed them
183. …and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested

Poor Elmo

Lets joke around bout yourself,
It ain't fun being SO serious..
Lived a little..Why don't cha..

Let's Crack A Laugh

Voodoo Dildo

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long
business trip.
He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.
So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him.

He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said,
"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on,
but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for
weeks, except -- " and he stopped.

"Except what?" the man asked.

"Nothing, nothing."

"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the
'voodoo dick.'"

"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old
wooden box, carved with strange symbols.
He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."
The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle.

Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in
your box!"
The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.

"I'll take it!" said the businessman.

The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally
surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy."
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny.
She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever
experienced before.
After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked.

Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off.
So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help.
She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to
the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo.
On the
way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.

The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

Tango Mango

It Takes Two To Tango